Hung

Vladimir: (...) What do we do now?
Estragon: Wait.
Vladimir: Yes, but while waiting.
Estragon: What about hanging ourselves?
Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection!
Estragon: (highly excited). An erection!
Vladimir: With all that follows. Where it falls mandrakes grow. That's why they shriek when you
pull them up. Did you not know that?
Estragon: Let's hang ourselves immediately!
(...)
Vladimir: Well? What do we do?
Estragon: Don't let's do anything. It's safer.
Vladimir: Let's wait and see what he says.
Estragon: Who?
Vladimir: Godot.
Estragon: Good idea.
(...)
Silence. They remain motionless, arms dangling, heads sunk, sagging at the knees.

Waiting For Godot

Samuel Beckett